Hola, my name is Javi.
It’s actually Javier, but Javi rolls off the tongue.

I’m a curious man, always asking questions.
Who’s reading this?
Will I ever have an assistant named Bruce?
Do androids actually dream of electric sheep? Probably.

Oh and I’m always busy, you can ask Bruce.

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Javi facts

I was born in Colombia, worked as a lifeguard in the States, and studied in London for a semester.
Then Berlin rang.
Munich joined the call.

I only won a raffle when I was 8.
With the number 8.
Since then, it’s my lucky number.

Performed stand-up twice – killed it the first time with self-deprecating humour. Bombed the second with self-deprecating jokes. Working on the third one.

I’m a human IMDb. Try me.

I can’t wink with my right eye.

I enjoy little things.
A good joke.
A glass of sparkling water.
The restaurant scene of Goodfellas.
Banana with cereal and milk.
A hug.
Hello.

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